The road to success

The road to success is always under construction.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. - Joan Klempner

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

When every thing is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If you see some light at the end of the tunnel, it's the train coming!

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

The hardest part of skating is the ice.

When skating on thin ice, your safety is in your speed.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to appreciate it.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who do not.

Someday is not a day of the week.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?